Raptor

Review Score: 
Bomb

It's been a long time since Corman contributed to trash cinema.

Genre Notes: 
Roger Corman.

O, look at all the baby sequels.

Occasionally when watching a movie I am gripped by deep dread and disappointment. This tends to happen just after the film announces it has been executively produced by Roger Corman.

A mad scientist Doctor Hyde (Corbin Bernsen, and yes: Hyde) re-animates dinosaurs near a small desert town. Unfortunately, some of them escape leading Sheriff Tanner (Eric Roberts) and an animal control officer Melissa Brasselle (Barbara Phillips and her two close friends) to Hyde’s compound. The compound is, of course, ultimately stormed by the U.S. Military. But the military is rapidly outmatched by the raptors leaving Tanner to battle a T. Rex with a Bobcat track loader while Brasselle jiggles. Meanwhile, Corbin Bernsen does his best Alton Brown impersonation.

Corman is also credited as part of the writing staff on this film, and I think I can recognize his work: he wrote the scene where the woman with the huge breast implants takes her top off. He also probably wrote the scene where the other woman with the gazongas trots to the truck.

The dinosaurs are rubber, which suits me just fine.

Movie Information
Release Year: 
2001
Movie Rating: 
R
Rating Notes: 
Gore, violence, nudity, sex
Director: 
Jay Andrews
Talent: 
Eric Roberts as Sheriff Jim Tanner
Corbin Bernsen as Dr. Hyde
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