Anvil and Sprocket Movie Review

Not just a bad adaptation, but actually an insult to the original.

unless you have lots of friends to show this kind of silliness.

It's not terribly expensive, and you'll probably want to loan it out.

A good time will be had by all - but are you really prepared for a repeat viewing?

maybe a renter, if it's cheap and Manos: The Hands of Fate has already been checked out.

Suitable only for lounge act hobbyists and the hardiest of Mystery Science Theatre parties.

Worth one viewing, but there's not much there for a second.

An interesting little film, but probably not something you're going to watch twice.

King of Camelot, King of Rock, King of Egypt - what's not to love?

Is it stupid? Yes. Juvenile in some places? Yes. Is it still funny? Mostly, yes. Shpadoinkle away!

Primarily interesting to those of an academic inclination. AKA: Nerds.

I mean, honestly, how many times can you watch Cheech score a lid?

Philosophy with my blood and guts? No thank you.

you only need to see this one once folks. It ain't that good.

If you like romantic comedies, you probably have bits of this one in every other film you own.

Tedious horror that takes itself too seriously as art to actually commit to the genre.

Premise holds more promise than the film, but it's important for other reasons, too.

Not a bad film for a low-budget, early seventies skin flick.

but don't expect to show off your entertainment system with it.

Good for bad movie nights -- or if you like vacant, preoccupied looking women.

Good old anti-soviet paranoia, but not worth keeping around for repeated viewing.

Intelligent soft porn with a genuine critique of hedonistic philosophy. How French.

Better than most, but once is probably enough for this one.

A little of this film goes a long way; fortunately, you don't have to own it to discuss it.

Not really. Probably a bomb as far as most people are concerned.

A brilliant modern cartoon that captures the magic of early Disney.

I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.

I would watch it again, but I don't think eyes grow back from being clawed out.

The film has some dedicated fans, but it's worth renting first to see if it's your thang.

Beautiful film, fantastic story, and a few nice moments of slapstick humor.

The acting is great but the message is muddled; movie cheats at the end.

It's good for a laugh or two, but the rebar lightning bolt gets tired quickly.

With Paris Hilton in it, it could have been worse.

A beautiful and simple film, but the slow pace may make repeated viewings difficult.

Silly or gritty: pick one.

Possibly the best romantic comedy when it comes to being both romantic and comic

unless you're a big fan of the video game, I suppose. Or like big lips.

You might not watch it again, but you'll want to show your friends.

This is one of those movies that just doesn't get old.

And the first movie held such promise...

because you need a complete set, right?

If I could have seen two minutes into the future, would I still have put this DVD into the player?

Even a great cast can't save the film from its unlikeable main character and uneven script.

Even ignoring the physics, this movie is just plain awful.

Excel Saga completists might consider adding this to their collection, the rest will rent

An example of a well-done campaign video. Direct, to-the-point, and clear about its candidate's goals.

Perfect for your late-night splatterfests.

Notable mainly because political crook Jack Abramoff produced it.

Where's James Caan when you need him?

but a pretty good film, anyway.

If you're a fan of the low-production-value film, you'll want to add this one to your collection for sure.

Adults can't stand it, kids would rather watch Nemo. Another movie cementing Dreamworks as Pixar's low-rent, unfunny brother.

Some horror fans might have good reason to add this to the permanent collection, though.

Yes, I know you think it looks like the stupid kind of fun. You are wrong wrong wrong.

Cheesetastic! Hands down one of the best sex-farce films I've seen.

More a collection of memorable sketches than a solid movie.

Silver Tree's script and Abe Levy's direction truly transport the viewer to a different world.

Not only rare in being a new silent film, but also rare in being a faithful adaptation of Lovecraft.

Except for _Oasis of the Zombies_. That belongs underground.

Roger Moore completists are probably thrilled. The rest should walk on by.

A flawed movie in the final analysis, but creative enough that it deserves at least one viewing.

Do you really need to see Fran Drescher that badly?

A landmark film, both in portrayal of pagans and the use of the brain.

Starts out as weak as the first one, but gets better as the movie progresses.

an excellent example of the monster-movie genre.

Quirky animation might turn some people off, but what's really lacking is story.

unless you're having a bad movie night or have a thing for latex.

Goofy yet stylish, funny yet action-packed - a true blend of martial arts and vampire film

Lots of fun, but a few cinematic stumbles make it more of a single-viewing movie.

Some worthy performances, but overall hindered by its Playboy production values.

Cinematography is nice, but the weirdness is the best reason to watch.